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Jan 12, 2010 20:27:29 GMT -5
Post by bigscarymothafacko on Jan 12, 2010 20:27:29 GMT -5
post a joke.. do it ... you wont do it... DO IT!
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Jan 12, 2010 20:35:46 GMT -5
Post by bigscarymothafacko on Jan 12, 2010 20:35:46 GMT -5
a blonde dude a brunette dude and a redhead dude are told they have 24 hrs to live but they get to choose how they die... the brunette dude says i wanna pass peacefully in my sleep. the following night he slowly slips away in his sleep. the redhead says i wanna die fucking. next night he finds a bomb ass ho does her proper and has a heart attack mid coitus. the blond decides he wants to be injected with the aids virus. following day the doctors inject him. as he sits there smiling finally the dr can no longer hold in his curiosity and asks "why aids?" the blonde starts laughing drops his pants and says "i got a condom on ha! i'm not gonna die now"
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Jan 14, 2010 14:01:06 GMT -5
Post by jrtyler on Jan 14, 2010 14:01:06 GMT -5
So a man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".
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Jan 14, 2010 14:05:36 GMT -5
Post by jrtyler on Jan 14, 2010 14:05:36 GMT -5
Okay, here's a bad one: A dog walks into a bar and goes to the bartender and asks for a drink. As odd as it is to have a talking dog in his bar, the bartender points to the "No animals allowed" sign at the door. The dog of course tells the bartender it doesn't mean anything to him since he can't read. Then asks again for a drink. After several unsuccessful minutes of trying to get the dog to leave he finally reaches under the bar, pulls out a BB gun and shoots the dog in the foot. The dog yelps and limps out of the bar. The next day the dog comes back. Even odder than his previous visit, this time the dog is wearing chaps and a cowboy hat. He saunters up to the bar and says, "Awright, I'm lookin' for the man what shot my paw!"
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